THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is thick, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes terrible and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just make you levitate! One sip and you might see things a little differently. The wild saga o